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I’ll make this quick.

I know, I know. Donald Trump, your hero, idol and white messenger, tells is like it is. He speaks his mind. That’s your reason for voting for him next month. That’s your ONLY reason why you’re voting for him.

I get it. All that other shit like foreign policy, the economy, the environment, etc. ain’t that important. He’s a rich white male who simply tells it like it is which means he hates and fears the same people you do. He knows your language of trepidation. And you’re swooned by his “charm”.

By the way, trepidation is a synonym for fear in case you’re wondering.

The internet news has kept a close eye on Trump’s quotes and actions that would make average viewers and readers conclude that he has a personality equivalent to a vulture. But that’s why you love him though. You’re attracted to such an…ahem…human being. To you, he’s the definition of a man’s man.

I could cite examples to his bigotry. I could bring up his fear of Islam. I can even mention his sexism. But to you, those are his good qualities. To you, this is what’s being a man is all about:

“I like Trump because Trump is not a politician; he talks like a guy. And, ladies out there, this is what guys talk about when you’re not around. So if you’re offended by it, grow up. And by the way, this is what you guys talk about over white wine when you have your brunches, so take it easy with your phony outrage. This is the way the world works. It’s not a big thing.”

Scott Baio

Yes, this is but one comment from an actor millennials haven’t heard about. But don’t kid around. The lot of you share his opinion. You don’t see it as a big thing either.

Human beings with hearts and brains know that it’s a very big thing. They know are not acting like they’re outraged. THEY ARE OUTRAGED! One of the Presidential candidates just bragged about committing what’s considered sexual assault. I know it. You know it. And He knows it. And your continuous support speaks volumes about your morality and sanity, or lack thereof.

Do any of you have daughters, mothers, sisters, female relatives and friends? If so, how would you feel if Trump were to try grabbing their genitals? Would you still back him up in November?

If you have to think about it, you’ve given the answer and revealed how pathetic your stupid ass is.