This will be my 100th blog post as Brotha Wolf. So, I decided to dedicate this personal milestone by presenting a list. I will call this Brotha Wolf’s 100 Biggest Lies Ever Told. Some of them are funny. Some of them make you think. But, in the end it’s all true. They are not necessarily in descending order according to which is the bigger lie, and I know I haven’t listed all of them. So, if there are any that you want to add, please feel free to do so.
100. Opposites never attract.
99. You’re too old to watch cartoons.
98. Cellphone companies are legit.
97. Everyone must have a swagger.
96. MTV is about music.
95. BET never stereotypes black people.
94. Reading is boring.
93. Money isn’t important.
92. Images isn’t everything.
91. Words never hurt.
90. Be yourself and everyone will like you.
89. Women are not as disgusting as men.
88. Men have no emotions.
87. If women ruled the world, all war would disappear.
86. Men are superior to women.
85. We are alone in the universe.
84. Big butts are not beautiful.
83. Woman want honest answers concerning their dresses making them look bigger.
82. Thickness is not sexy.
81. A man’s worth is equal to the size of his penis.
80. A woman’s place is in the home.
79. Everybody loves Raymond
78. Intelligence is not attractive.
77. Board games are out of style.
76. Car dealers will never trick you.
75. Global warming is not happening.
74. Africa is a country.
73. No one goes to Karaoke.
72. A man’s penis is equal to the size of his feet.
71. Something is wrong with being black.
70. Art is not important.
69. Black men are great in bed.
68. All marriages work.
67. The youth can not be saved.
66. All black men are good at sports.
65. All Asians are good at math.
64. All Latinos have something to do with drugs.
63. All black women are fat, loud, and angry.
62. Native Americans were savages. Europeans had a right to kill them.
61. All Asians are bad drivers.
60. All Latinos are illegal.
59. All women are no good.
58. All men are no good.
57. All youth of color are no good.
56. All rich people are altruistic.
55. All poor people made themselves poor.
54. Japanese people are good with electronics.
53. All Asians love rice.
52. Chinese and Japanese people are the same.
51. All people in the Middle East are terrorists.
50. All Muslims are terrorists.
49. All Middle Eastern people are Muslims.
48. All Middle Eastern People and Muslims hate America.
47. The Government was honest about 9/11.
46. Lee Harvey Oswald was the only one involved in the assassination.
45, The rich have no influence on the nation’s government.
44. The rich are treated equally as the poor in the eyes of the justice system.
43. Justice is blind.
42. America should forget it’s racist past.
41. Everyone should celebrate the 4th of July.
40. Education is this nation’s top priority.
39. All kids get a fair, well-funded education.
38. Colleges and universities are cheap.
37. It’s racist to have HBCUs.
36. It’s racist to have the NAACP.
35. It’s racist to have BET.
34. White people are no longer racist.
33. It’s only racist if it’s brought up. We should just ignore racism so it will go away.
32. Television is not racist.
31. The news is fair and balanced.
30. Fox News is fair and balanced.
29. Politicians always have the people’s best interest in mind.
28. Politicians are more powerful than wealthy people.
27. Politics is about community service.
26. Politicians care about this nation’s youth.
25. Wealthy people care about this nation’s youth.
24. The richer you are, the more morals you have.
23. The richer you are, the more aware of reality you become.
22. Hollywood is true to life.
21. Mainstream music is about art, not money.
20. TV is a good teacher about the world.
19. Black and brown people are naturally more violent than whites.
18. Black people are naturally dumber than everyone else.
17. Black people have always been lazy.
16. Foreigners are taking jobs away from Americans.
15. Black-on-white violence happens more often than white-on-black and black-on-black.
14. White people never commit crimes on other whites, and their crimes against people of color is extremely low.
13. Race is real.
12. Whites are the superior race.
11. Obama is paying whites back for slavery.
10. Black people were better off during slavery and(or) Jim Crow than today.
9. White people have no privileges.
8. Men have no privileges.
7. Some women ask to be raped.
6. Martin Luther King only spoke once at the “I Have a Dream” speech.
5. We live in a post-racial, colorblind society.
4. America never fights wars unless they have to.
3. Blacks have never contributed anything to society, and their ancestors never contributed anything either.
2. Jesus is a white man.
1. America is the land of freedom.
Again, if want to add any more things that are totally untrue, please feel free to do so in the comment section.
Thank you all for dropping by and checking out my blog posts. I hope you’ve learned something from them as I’ve learned a lot from others. Even though I’ve written 100 posts so far, I’ve only just begun. I hope you will stay with me as I will stay with you.